Hiya!! I am Jen of London and I am yet another sarcastic Brit. Burdened with notebooks and fake moustaches. I'm 21 and I pretty much have no life I do however own a pocketwatch so all is well here. I have all these feels and issues and life-ruiners and I plan on filling this blog with them HorribleHistories ~ Merlin ~ SherlockAvengers ~ DoctorWho ~ GoT ~ Ehehehe❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Burdened with glorious purpose.
X-Men:
The government is comparing mutants to weapons, trying to get them all to register, but the real villain of the movie is MAGNETO.
X2:
There is now a US general who used armed soldiers to seize a school building full of children and who has captured the X-Men's leader and is using his brain to wipe out the entire mutant race. The real villain is still MAGNETO.
X3:
There's been a "cure" discovered that deprives mutants of their mutation and has been weaponized. Also, Jean Grey, one of the X-Men's own, has come back from the dead as a terrible being of unfathomable power. Somehow, the real villain of the movie manages to be MAGNETO.
XMFC:
Sebastian Shaw has been torturing, abusing, and manipulating mutants for decades, and he and the Hellfire Club plan to start WWIII. The villain of the movie is MAGNETO.
DoFP:
The US government is sanctioning a program that will lead to a dark timeline in which mutants are hunted by robots and rounded up in concentration camps. The villain of this movie is not Bolivar Trask, who is building the Sentinels, or Mystique, whose actions inadvertently cause the timeline to come to pass, but MAGNETO.
X-Men Apocalypse:
Apocalypse is a big scary dude from ancient times who wants to see the whole world burn. But don't worry! Guess who's still a villain? MAGNETO.
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
See how they happily line up to put them on:
See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.
I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.
ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal film of our time, The Room) and at the bottom of my order confirmation email found this:
Holy shit. so i HAD to sign up for this, obviously, and basically it is everything i expected a The Room Dating Website to be
making my profile i was pleased to see that it is inclusive of all the genders: man, woman, man 2, and woman 2. you might think that this is a mere error but actually it remains consistent throughout the profile creation:
if that’s not representation i don’t now what is
after choosing who you want to date/chat/make friends with you get to start actually building your bio, starting with….your interests
those are the apparently the most popular interests on theroomdating.com. of special note on this list to me is “Watching” because of its alarming vagueness. you’re not “Watching TV,” “Watching Sports,” or even “Watching The Room,” you’re just……………………Watching
as for movies we have
fuck
hobbies
FUCK
lastly, the “Other” category has
you bet i will, tommy.
anyway if you’re a girl or girl 2 between the ages of 18 and 100 hmu
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
Why not. Do me a solid Roger
roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.
Realising you love someone can be odd. Suddenly you want to take them to amazing places that you haven’t discovered yet and guide them into what they dream of. To show them the smallest of beauties in the world and the small beauties inside them and let them know that when you watch the stars and the dawn and the sunset that all the majesty you see is still them. Just them in all their simple human splendour. But sometimes you can’t show them, tell them, guide them. Sometimes all you can say is “I love you”… even if silently.
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